My sister had her first concert (like elementary school choir stuff) and she made herself a card for mom and dad to give to her. Isn’t she the greatest? Lol
My mom refuses to believe that I’m asexual, because she thinks it’s impossible.
I’d just like to see how many people disagree with her
I’m not used to feeling so happy and Jisbon high after every episode. I’m used to angst and pain and suffering WHAT IS THIS
this makes me happy
"You got me socks."
THIS JUST KILLED ME GODDAMNIT THEY’RE SO CUTE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I’m not sure how to feel about Kim and Abbott. Like, I hate them then I don’t. And I don’t know why.
A comic about my parents. The entirety of their relationship is mutual hatred of the human race.
ahhh you’re mom is so great thooo
I like my idiot. He’s nice. We was watching The Little Mermaid. Now we’re writing whilst waiting for The Mentalist.
Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.