We are partners. 

The problem with falling for a friend is that you won’t know if it is love till the moment you are about to lose her forever.

- Taher Shakir 

The problem with falling for a friend is that you won’t know if it is love till the moment you are about to lose her forever.

- Taher Shakir 

The Mentalist just broke my heart.

When you and your boyfriend are trying to figure out what to write in the next chapter and start talking out possibilities as the two characters to the point where you get so into that when your mom walks in she thinks you guys are having a heated argument/discussion.

bloodstainbowbarnacle:

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATS

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

theleeryone:

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

what do you call a dictionary on drugs

If you say addictionary I swear to fucking god I will cut you

I was gonna say ‘high definition’ but yours is better

Are we not getting a season 7?

I only know happiness when I look into his eyes.

seerofsarcasm:

This bathroom in the Jacksonville airport had a bunch of signs of all different shapes of women and I think that’s pretty neat

seerofsarcasm:

This bathroom in the Jacksonville airport had a bunch of signs of all different shapes of women and I think that’s pretty neat

clarabunny:

my friend found this on the inside of her juice cap we’d both like an explanation

clarabunny:

my friend found this on the inside of her juice cap we’d both like an explanation

videohall:

2 hamsters, 1 wheel

> I like how he jumps over the fallen hamster to continue running and spinning him.

> I can’t remember the last time I laughed to the point of drooling and wheezing. Thank you.

> Do hamsters get dizzy?

> Adorable, and funny. If they were kittens Tumblr would explode.

mieuku:

mieuku:

23nd weekly giveaway
hi guys^^ i will be hosting a weekly matchwigs giveaway where prizes include any wigs below $30 (which is 80% of the wigs there tbh and if you place their banner on ur blog its an additional $5 which makes up for 90% of the wigs) this giveaway will be different from most giveaways because it will be hosted literally every week so you guys have a really high chance of winning a free wig lol
keep in mind that because this is a weekly giveaway, the deadline is in 7 days whereas most giveaways last for months, so these will be done and over with really quickly so id join before the time is up
prizes:
$30 matchwigs.com voucher coupon code which can be used to purchase anything in store (shipping is free worldwide!)
$5 additional voucher to winning entry who inserts reblog banner on their Tumblr. Instructions here.
rules:
reblog only once (from past experiences if u reblog more then once notes start disappearing and id rather not screencap every single note again)
likes will be disaqualified 
no giveaway blogs/inactive side blogs
must be following me (since this is for my followers)
this round i will also open up to my twitter followers, if u follow me on twitter but not on my tumblr you can still join. however, double the chance to win if you follow both my tumblr and twitter (send me your twitter and ill add you to the end of the notes when i randomize the winner)
info
giveaway will start march 31
end April 5

ends in 1 hour

mieuku:

mieuku:

23nd weekly giveaway

hi guys^^ i will be hosting a weekly matchwigs giveaway where prizes include any wigs below $30 (which is 80% of the wigs there tbh and if you place their banner on ur blog its an additional $5 which makes up for 90% of the wigs) this giveaway will be different from most giveaways because it will be hosted literally every week so you guys have a really high chance of winning a free wig lol

keep in mind that because this is a weekly giveaway, the deadline is in 7 days whereas most giveaways last for months, so these will be done and over with really quickly so id join before the time is up

prizes:

  • $30 matchwigs.com voucher coupon code which can be used to purchase anything in store (shipping is free worldwide!)
  • $5 additional voucher to winning entry who inserts reblog banner on their Tumblr. Instructions here.

rules:

  • reblog only once (from past experiences if u reblog more then once notes start disappearing and id rather not screencap every single note again)
  • likes will be disaqualified 
  • no giveaway blogs/inactive side blogs
  • must be following me (since this is for my followers)
  • this round i will also open up to my twitter followers, if u follow me on twitter but not on my tumblr you can still join. however, double the chance to win if you follow both my tumblr and twitter (send me your twitter and ill add you to the end of the notes when i randomize the winner)

info

  • giveaway will start march 31
  • end April 5

ends in 1 hour

thegrimpickler:

“His muscular chest glistened with oil being dripped down from the heavens of hot.”

I’m still dying of laughter.

You know those random pictures that show up saying stupid things like, “Grab the closest object to your left. What is it? That’s what your weapon is during the zombie apocalypse,” or something?

Well I was scrolling on facebook and I saw one saying, “The last TV show you watched is your life story. Name that show.” I stopped what I was doing and laughed so hard.

Wanna know why?

Because the last TV show I watched was The Jackie Chan Adventures.

GUYS MY LIFE STORY IS JACKIE CHAN.